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Με τους Simpsons να επιστρέφουν για μια πρωτοφανή 36η σεζόν, κοιτάζουμε ξανά τα καλύτερα επεισόδια της σειράς.
Οι Simpsons υπάρχουν εδώ και τρεις δεκαετίες, γεννώντας πάνω από 700 επεισόδια και μία ταινία (αν και θα βγει και άλλη μία κάποια στιγμή). Δεν ήταν εύκολο έργο, δεδομένου πόσα υπήρχαν για να διαλέξουμε, αλλά αυτά τα 36 επεισόδια (για 36 σεζόν) είναι απαραίτητα για όποιον απολαμβάνει να περνάει χρόνο στο Springfield των ΗΠΑ.
Ακόμα και 36 επεισόδια μόλις ξύνουν την επιφάνεια του τι μας έχει προσφέρει η σειρά όλα αυτά τα χρόνια. Δεν θέλαμε να σας φορτώσουμε με πολύ κείμενο, οπότε παρακάτω ακολουθεί ο τίτλο του εκάστοτε επεισοδίου, σε ποια σεζόν ανήκει και μια από τις καλύτερες ατάκες που ακούγονται σε αυτό.
36. The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson” (Season 9)
“Of course you’ll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.’s.”
35. “Bart Sells His Soul” (Season 7)
“Come on, Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they make up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman or Michael Jackson.”
“But every religion says there’s a soul, Bart. Why would they lie? What would they have to gain?”
34. “Homer the Great” (Season 6)
“Why won’t those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?”
33. “I Love Lisa” (Season 4)
“Watch this, Lise. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.”
32. “Treehouse of Horror VI” (Season 7)
“Lousy Smarch weather… ‘Do not touch Willie.’ Good advice!”
31. “And Maggie Makes Three” (Season 6)
“Aww… it’s a boy. And what a boy!”
“Uhh… that’s the umbilical cord. It’s a girl.”
30. “Lisa the Iconoclast (Season 7)
“Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield.”
“I don’t know why. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.”
29. “One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish” (Season 2)
“I want to share something with you – the three little sentences that will get you through life. Number one: ‘Cover for me.’ Number two: ‘Oh, good idea, boss.’ Number three: ‘It was like that when I got here.'”
28. “Mother Simpson” (Season 7)
“Alright! I admit it, I am the Lindbergh baby! Waah! Waah! Goo-goo! I miss my fly-fly, Dada!”
“Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?”
“A little from Column A, a little from Column B.”
27. “King-Size Homer” (Season 7)
“Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. Remember when I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat? He sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.”
26. “Lisa’s Wedding” (Season 6)
“Oh-ho! An English boy, huh? You know, we saved your ass in World War II.”
“Yeah? Well, we saved your ass in World War III.”
25. “Who Shot Mr. Burns Parts 1 & 2” (Seasons 6 & 7)
“Ever since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I shall do the next best thing: block it out.”
24. “‘Alone Again, Natura-diddly” (Season 11)
“Now, now, now, don’t beat yourself up. I’m the one who drove her out of her seat. I’m the one who provoked the lethal barrage of T-shirts. I’m the one who parked in the ambulance zone, preventing any possible resuscitation.”
23. “Radioactive Man (Season 7)
“My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!”
22. “Itchy & Scratchy Land” (Season 6)
“We need more Bort license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.”
21. “Lemon of Troy” (Season 6)
“Homer, come quick! Bart’s quit his tutoring job and joined the violence gang!”
20. “Homer’s Enemy” (Season 8)
“Yes, that’s me, and the guy standing next to me is President Gerald Ford… And this is when I was on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins… Oh, and here’s a picture of me in outer space.”
“You? Went into outer space? You?”
“Sure. You’ve never been? Would you like to see my Grammy award?”
19. “Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment” (Season 2)
“There’s something wrong with that kid. She’s so moral. Why can’t she be more like…well, not like Bart…”
18. “Bart the Lover” (Season 3)
“Truly, yours is a butt that won’t quit.”
17. “Flaming Moes” (Season 3)
“Moe, I haven’t seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for accepting food stamps.”
16. “Bart of Darkness” (Season 6)
“I’M A MUR-DIDDLY-ER-DLER!!!”
“If that’s not Flanders, he’s done his homework.”
15. “Kamp Krusty” (Season 4)
“Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear hell, because I’ve been to Kamp Krusty.”
14. “A Fish Called Selma” (Season 7)
“I hate every chimp I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z! Oh, you’ll never make a monkey out of me!!!”
13. “Homer at the Bat” (Season 3)
“No, Smithers, I’ve decided to bring in a few ringers. Professional baseballers. We’ll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai ‘3-Finger’ Brown…”
12. “The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show” (Season 8)
“Are you absolutely sure that’s wise, sir? I mean, I don’t want to sound pretentious here, but Itchy and Scratchy comprise a dramaturgical dyad.”
11. “You Only Move Twice” (Season 8)
“I can’t buy that. Only management guys with big salaries like me can afford that… Guys like me! I’m a guy like me!”
10. “Round Springfield” (Season 6)
“What I’m saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman.”
9. “Deep Space Homer” (Season 5)
“One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.”
8. “Mr. Plow” (Season 4)
“Mr. Plow, that’s my name! That name again is Mr. Plow!”
7. “Last Exit to Springfield” (Season 4)
“Dental plan!”
“Lisa needs braces.”
“Dental plan!”
“Lisa needs braces.”
“Dental plan!”
“Lisa needs braces.”
6. “22 Short Films About Springfield” (Season 7)
“That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore; it is worth one hundred and fifty dollars.”
5. “Lisa the Vegetarian” (Season 7)
“Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!”
4. “Treehouse of Horror V” (Season 6)
“What do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of ‘No TV and no beer make Homer something something…’
“Go crazy?”
“DON”T MIND IF I DO!!!”
3. “Cape Feare” (Season 5)
“Hey, I’m the chief here! Bake him away, toys.”
2. “Rosebud” (Season 5)
“Look at all the wonderful things you have, Mr. Burns. King Arthur’s Excalibur, the only existing nude photo of Mark Twain and that rare first draft of the Constitution with the word ‘suckers’ in it.”
1. “Marge vs. the Monorail” (Season 4)
“I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map!”
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VIA: ign.com
